From: Matthew Vernon <matthewv@chiark.greenend.org.uk>
Date: Tue, 31 May 2011 14:41:53 +0000 (+0100)
Subject: new trouts and flirts from rjk
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new trouts and flirts from rjk
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diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index fb48b04..a8da4c9 100644
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -127,3 +127,7 @@ wonders if %s is single or transferable
 doesn't want any alternatives to %s
 writes 'I <3 U' in weedkiller on %s's lawn
 writes about %s in popular culture
+checks out %s's arse
+shoots Ronald Reagan to impress %s
+carves %s's name into its case
+makes billions of software copies of %s to practice seducing them
diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index b20be59..1b710f0 100644
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -259,3 +259,6 @@ treats %s to 30,000 words on blancmange in popular culture
 vandalises %s's wikipedia entry
 adds #! /usr/bin/perl to the top of %s's python scripts
 pen-tests %s
+steals %s's vital bodily fluids
+hides a bomb in %s's cornflakes
+replaces %s's files with zalgo