From: Matthew Vernon Date: Thu, 10 Oct 2013 15:33:32 +0000 (+0100) Subject: new trouts from rejs X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?a=commitdiff_plain;ds=inline;h=87ac0a9978fcdb33c1e4bec246f4d9e11a21dcf5;p=irc.git new trouts from rejs --- diff --git a/trouts b/trouts index 4e79aae..806a900 100644 --- a/trouts +++ b/trouts @@ -575,3 +575,12 @@ measures %s up for a casket appoints %s drummer for Spinal Tap will proclaim %s's faults inserts a cuddly trout into %s's pizza +whacks %s over the head with a ukulele +delivers 28,000 tonnes of coal to %s +buys %s a Windows phone +politely suggests %s look at the documentation +bends all %s's spoons +gets Jony Ive to redecorate %s's house +shuts down all "inessential" government activities and blames it on %s +refuses to raise %s's debt ceiling +gives %s a reminder to call the vet