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-thwaps %s with a five-mile-long spacestation.
-sacrifices %s to dark gods.
-bites his thumb at %s.
-replaces %s with a 2-line shell script
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-performs a lube-less rectal on %s
-uses %s to practice his orthopedic surgery on
-thinks %s would make excellent road-kill
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-feeds %s to his pet dog
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-thinks that %s would give a cannibal nausea
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-drops an anvil on %s from a great height
-disparages %s's mother
-blows raspberries, blackberries and oranges at %s
-would eat %s's brains but can't find them
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-pulls a moonie at %s
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-invites %s to go jump
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-throws %s from the top of the empire state building
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-watches %s splashing around in the shallow end of the gene pool
-swashbuckles the +2 Blessed Trout of Doom in %s's face
-runs over %s with a tank
-throws a rotten head of cabbage at %s
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-sends %s to Coventry
-recoils from %s as if they have the plague
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-teleports %s to the Dimension of Pain
-pours sour milk into %s's coffee
-drops a ferret into %s's clothing
-throws %s into the Cam
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-thwaps %s with IWJ's +10 rod of deprecation
-buys %s a fake RAF moustache
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-reports %s to the RIAA
-hands %s a live grenade
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-kidnaps %s and fills their shoes with custard
-plays Britney Spears songs at %s
-fills %s's ears with butter
-inverts %s
-throws %s to the lions
-sacrifices %s for the greater good
-patents %s's genome.
-covers %s in attack hamsters.
-brandishes a spoon at %s.
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-smears %s in blood and waits for the sharks.
-cackles malevolently at %s.
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-looms at %s.
-calls down an airstrike upon %s.
-feeds %s to the all-powerful Sarlacc.
-affixes live crocodile clips to %s.
-causes %s to have acute razor burn.
-places the fleas of a thousand camels in %s's armpit.
-sticks %s's head on a spike.
-brings %s's haddock to paddock
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-paints %s red and waits for the bulls
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-steals all %s's coffee
-heckles %s
-inflates %s and brandishes a pin
-thinks %s is worse than Microsoft Windows
-wonders why %s bothered getting out of bed today
-trolls %s
-runs %s through
-plays the harmonica at %s
-bricks %s up with a cask of Amontillado
-lands a TARDIS on %s
-practises acupuncture on %s
-rugby-tackles %s to the ground
-passes %s the underpants of shame
-removes %s's willy with a chainsaw
-throws a custard pie at %s
-violates %s's mind (and body) with the Necronomicon
-applies TCP_CORK to %s
-performs a capsaicin enema upon %s.
-rejects %s in favour of the null hypothesis.
-makes %s illegal.
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-><> ><> %s
-sets %s and robhu up on a blind date
-gently taps %s with a menhir.
-invests all of %s's money in a high-grade structured credit strategy enhanced leverage fund.
-plays the viola at %s.
-thinks %s is comparable to iprocurement at its best