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diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 84a0faf..fc73686 100644
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -54,7 +54,7 @@ pulls a moonie at %s
 throws %s a bone
 invites %s to go jump
 throws jelly at %s
-throws %s from the top of the empire state building
+throws %s from the top of the Empire State Building
 drops a small hydrogen bomb on %s
 curses %s unto the seventh generation
 asks if %s is a man or a mouse
@@ -395,3 +395,28 @@ drops an F-bomb on %s
 confiscates %s's property and hands it over to SOCA
 sets blue meanies on %s
 clamps down on %s
+rot13s one of %s's files
+gives %s an opportunity to test their backups
+dumps a giant metal gorilla in %s's garden
+sticks %s in a centrifuge
+shuts %s's fingers in a door to see if it hurts
+paints %s purple
+scans %s and shreds the original
+nails %s's head to the floor
+produces an expensive Hollywood remake of %s
+puts the puritans in charge of %s's party
+leaves thumb tacks on %s's chair
+shakes %s's booty
+staples George Osborne to %s's nose
+reads poetry to %s, and then throws them out of an airlock
+waxes %s's bikini line
+sells %s to a patent troll
+autocorrects %s
+executes %s in the background
+makes juvenile jokes about %s's name
+glues Jaffa Cakes to %s's ears
+verbs some nouns just to annoy %s
+appoints Tony Blair "peace envoy" to %s
+resizes %s
+paints %s purple and waits for the goths
+plays the bagpipes at %s