X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?a=blobdiff_plain;f=trouts;h=f7d35ebcc321054b957d138aa516ab2bbfce9e91;hb=dffa5e9b6260cf705a95bfe7e8fe0808eae4b75e;hp=a920da4f65c19e2434da9b4a7f49cc198939222a;hpb=81bf7a1c34f2f076b163a78137f93b5d2af72595;p=irc.git diff --git a/trouts b/trouts index a920da4..f7d35eb 100644 --- a/trouts +++ b/trouts @@ -739,3 +739,19 @@ replaces all of %s's music with copies of Schubert's quintet in A major for pian trout-rolls %s hits %s with a frozen trout audits %s +sits on %s's Jimmy Shands +gets a toddler to shoot %s every week for 2 years +tests whether %s dissolves in aqua regia +marks %s's books +reminds %s that trout means trout +has %s impeached +comments out %s +decides that, from a distance, %s resembles flies +places an elephant in %s's room +accuses %s of violating the rule of tincture +places %s in its basket of deplorables +botsplains the topic to %s +holds %s down with soggy clothes and breezeblocks +recommends replacing %s's head +mistakenly staples a faked-up OCSP unavailability response to %s's nose +vents %s's spleen