X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?a=blobdiff_plain;f=trouts;h=e4be91467508c2468fd3c2e289a00111717e8487;hb=311638a1af51939abc95a4cb44c7f8e02fb4cf51;hp=906485c0d01dedfb06e6e23b212bb127de3a7b02;hpb=5735b3b710c34afa3c337bf6b53d2a932ceec399;p=irc.git diff --git a/trouts b/trouts index 906485c..e4be914 100644 --- a/trouts +++ b/trouts @@ -159,7 +159,7 @@ plays the viola at %s. thinks %s is comparable to iprocurement at its best defenestrates %s suggests %s re-installs Windows -winders if %s has tried turning it off and then back on again +wonders if %s has tried turning it off and then back on again sticks %s's head in a pig dices %s and jumps up and down on the bits reboots %s to apply patches @@ -170,3 +170,6 @@ rains herring on %s throws a bucket of sprats at %s hurls anchovies at %s covers %s in eels +migrates all %s's email to Microsoft Exchange +puts all %s's computers behind NAT +punches %s