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diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
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@@ -180,7 +180,6 @@ forces %s to listen to David Cameron's speeches
 sticks %s in a small room with Ian Paisley
 rains she-trolls down upon %s
 rains wheelbarrows on %s
-nominates %s for the UK Usenet Committee
 hits %s with a replica of Milan cathedral
 has %s transported to Botany Bay
 petitions the PM to abolish %s
@@ -197,3 +196,32 @@ sends %s on an adventure holiday organised by Weyland-Yutani
 thous %s
 puts potato eyes down %s's shirt
 invites the Shame Orb to %s's party
+recommends the closure of airspace downwind of %s
+flies %s through a cloud of volcanic ash
+buggers a weasel with %s
+posts %s a bobcat
+disestablishes %s
+sets %s on fire
+creates an "I hate %s" group on Facebook
+supplements %s with a fish
+hits %s with an omega-3-supplemented fish finger
+blows a vuvuzela in %'s ear
+reads the Eye of Argon to %s
+traps %s in a lift with Steve Jobs
+pops a cap in %s's ass
+spies on %s through their webcam
+sets flying monkeys on %s
+drop-kicks %s through the goalposts of life
+throws %s's eye across a crowded room
+proves %s equivalent to the halting problem
+writes '%s' on an ostrakon
+synchronizes %s with /dev/null
+pushes %s into a ditch
+expunges %s
+exiles %s to Siberia
+replaces %s's internet with a 1200 baud modem
+triggers %s's halt and catch fire instruction
+covers %s in toothpaste
+covers %s in Marmite and waits for the lawyers
+punctures %s's balloon
+sends %s a copy of Julian Assange's hair styling tips