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diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 547345c..de56fe1 100644
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -278,3 +278,16 @@ removes %'s atoms
 removes %'s electrons
 sends %s a SIGINT
 sends %s a SIGKILL
+rents %s's skull to a hermit crab
+unleashes 500 bears on %s
+inserts #! into %s's URL
+reimplements %s in JavaScript
+betrays %s
+disproves %s
+goes to war with %s
+declines %s
+explains the joke to %s at great length
+steals %s's name
+spatchcocks %s
+offers %s a role in its new snuff movie
+fills %s's schedule with pointless meetings