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diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 6e1194a..d61a67d 100644
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -818,3 +818,37 @@ moves %s aside and applies gzip -9
 uuencodes %s
 trees %s
 sticks %s's genitals in a wasp nest
+attempts to cook a trout in %s's underwear
+sets up %s the bomb
+delivers unexploded ordnance to %s
+fills %s's boot with durian
+installs a Java VM inside %s's head
+shoots %s's screen
+inserts %s into a trout
+sends %s to stderr
+immerses %s in fifty thousand gallons of grout
+suggests %s draw eyes on an empty ice cream tub and wear it on their head
+sends %s an HTML-only trout
+conceals a small black hole in %s's sock drawer
+implements %s in C
+approves %s very slowly if at all
+puts a bollard up %s's sump
+resurrects its favourite trout Antonella and slaps %s with it
+plays slap bass with %s
+clips %s's wings
+sends %s on a camping trip to Isla Sorna
+sets 30-50 feral hogs loose in %s's yard
+zero-pads %s
+wraps %s in JSON
+sticks "%s" in air quotes
+shares a point with %s
+makes a one-fingered gesture at %s
+gives %s a three-fingered salute
+invites %s to climb a fish ladder
+replaces %s's keyboard with an Enigma machine
+s/%s//g
+containerises %s
+recalls %s
+folds %s into a paper bag and waits for them to organise their way out of it
+sends a fully armed battalion to remind %s of its love
+belabours %s with a 500-year-old prestigious sturgeon