X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?a=blobdiff_plain;f=trouts;h=cb0a17430419552c27f981fc8fca3c343aaf569d;hb=1a5977d0145b41ea775f37dfcea78c951ce66a58;hp=b22c50f6b98695abaf0f7cb1e1941d93cfcc2e82;hpb=480558b51c54bbed6d63937d2fa87561b861bed0;p=irc.git diff --git a/trouts b/trouts index b22c50f..cb0a174 100644 --- a/trouts +++ b/trouts @@ -95,7 +95,6 @@ throws a cat at %s kidnaps %s and fills their shoes with custard plays Britney Spears songs at %s fills %s's ears with butter -inverts %s throws %s to the lions sacrifices %s for the greater good patents %s's genome @@ -184,3 +183,43 @@ rains wheelbarrows on %s hits %s with a replica of Milan cathedral has %s transported to Botany Bay petitions the PM to abolish %s +sneezes all over %s +speculatively executes %s +screams and leaps at %s +hits %s with a cockatrice corpse +sets %s up on a blind date with Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand +gives %s a hard stare +neuralyzes %s +press-gangs %s +feeds %s fugu kimo +sends %s on an adventure holiday organised by Weyland-Yutani +thous %s +puts potato eyes down %s's shirt +invites the Shame Orb to %s's party +recommends the closure of airspace downwind of %s +flies %s through a cloud of volcanic ash +buggers a weasel with %s +posts %s a bobcat +disestablishes %s +sets %s on fire +creates an "I hate %s" group on Facebook +supplements %s with a fish +hits %s with an omega-3-supplemented fish finger +blows a vuvuzela in %'s ear +reads the Eye of Argon to %s +traps %s in a lift with Steve Jobs +pops a cap in %s's ass +spies on %s through their webcam +sets flying monkeys on %s +drop-kicks %s through the goalposts of life +throws %s's eye across a crowded room +proves %s equivalent to the halting problem +writes '%s' on an ostrakon +synchronizes %s with /dev/null +pushes %s into a ditch +expunges %s +exiles %s to Siberia +replaces %s's internet with a 1200 baud modem +triggers %s's halt and catch fire instruction +covers %s in toothpaste +covers %s in Marmite and waits for the lawyers