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diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 3e3137c..a949e2f 100644
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -687,3 +687,13 @@ assaults %s with a single bass
 "peacefully liberates" %s
 shears %s
 attacks %s with a salmon cannon
+outsources %s's brain to #chiark
+apologizes for the inconvenience caused by %s
+operates a %s-free environment, for your comfort and convenience
+tars %s
+requires %s to submit all their requests for trouts through the service desk
+rot13s %s's wibbly bits
+rearranges all the cards in %s's wallet
+forces %s to revoke all their biometrics
+writes an essay entitled "%s Considered Harmful"
+gives %s a five-second head start then releases the hounds