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diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 92f3185..8878974 100644
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -586,3 +586,6 @@ refuses to raise %s's debt ceiling
 gives %s a reminder to call the vet
 stores %s in a cool dark place, away from strong odours
 compares %s to the null trout
+folds %s into an elaborate origami representation of nothing
+discovers that %s cannot be repaired using common workshop tools
+decides that %s's genitalia would not be much use as a trout