X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?a=blobdiff_plain;f=trouts;h=7b838c2778a543162ded41745f1a45c046aef3cc;hb=57688526cf0f90f741e53a6f2152c1eb1431c4fc;hp=d8f3cc70af74859f5b92ade97797e4ce3ab4c626;hpb=f3022fdd26b133d6e5752c32889074bd7c89a542;p=irc.git diff --git a/trouts b/trouts index d8f3cc7..7b838c2 100644 --- a/trouts +++ b/trouts @@ -95,7 +95,6 @@ throws a cat at %s kidnaps %s and fills their shoes with custard plays Britney Spears songs at %s fills %s's ears with butter -inverts %s throws %s to the lions sacrifices %s for the greater good patents %s's genome @@ -192,3 +191,15 @@ sets %s up on a blind date with Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand gives %s a hard stare neuralyzes %s press-gangs %s +feeds %s fugu kimo +sends %s on an adventure holiday organised by Weyland-Yutani +thous %s +puts potato eyes down %s's shirt +invites the Shame Orb to %s's party +recommends the closure of airspace downwind of %s +flies %s through a cloud of volcanic ash +buggers a weasel with %s +posts %s a bobcat +disestablishes %s +sets %s on fire +creates an "I hate %s" group on Facebook