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diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 85c3b4f..7b616ed 100644
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -58,7 +58,7 @@ throws %s from the top of the empire state building
 drops a small hydrogen bomb on %s
 curses %s unto the seventh generation
 asks if %s is a man or a mouse
-questions %s's lineage
+questions the lineage of %s
 accuses %s of being a goth
 creeps up on %s wielding a crush emasculator
 watches %s splashing around in the shallow end of the gene pool
@@ -89,3 +89,12 @@ thwaps %s with IWJ's +10 rod of deprecation
 buys %s a fake RAF moustache
 earnestly discusses railway routing regulations with %s
 folds %s into an elaborate origami representation of a mackerel
+reports %s to the RIAA
+hands %s a live grenade
+throws a cat at %s
+kidnaps %s and fills their shoes with custard
+plays Britney Spears songs at %s
+fills %s's ears with butter
+inverts %s
+throws %s to the lions
+sacrifices %s for the greater good