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+++ b/trouts
@@ -4,25 +4,97 @@ sacrifices %s to dark gods.
 bites his thumb at %s.
 replaces %s with a 2-line shell script
 takes off and nukes %s from orbit
+treats %s with the contempt they deserve
 grumbles sonorously at %s
 offers %s a one way ticket to Mars
 decapitates %s
 slaps %s with a wet haddock
-plays the xylophone on %s 's kneecaps
-lands a minkie whale on %s
+plays the xylophone on %s's kneecaps
+lands a minke whale on %s
 inverts %s
 sends %s to Cuba
-searches frantically for %s 's brain
+searches frantically for %s's brain
 introduces %s to their antimatter twin
 opens a trapdoor under %s
 lands a 10 ton weight on %s
 pokes %s with a spoon
 hits %s with a squeaky hammer
 wonders if %s has a return-to-base warranty
-mutters darkly
+mutters darkly about %s
 thwaps %s unimaginatively
 staples %s to Gordon Brown's nose
-growls
+growls at %s
 catapults %s over the Atlantic
 replaces %s with a papier mache replica
 attaches an extra three noses to %s
+eviscerates %s with a trowel
+annihilates %s
+wonders what God was thinking of when He made %s
+removes %s from the gene pool
+performs a lube-less rectal on %s
+uses %s to practice his orthopedic surgery on
+thinks %s would make excellent road-kill
+plays basketball with %s's head
+drops %s down a deep well
+covers %s in blancmange
+napalms %s
+finds %s particularly irksome
+feeds %s to his pet dog
+reminds %s that life is not a game of Nethack
+thinks that %s would give a cannibal nausea
+wonders if %s is ever going to become a swan
+drops an anvil on %s from a great height
+disparages %s's mother
+blows raspberries, blackberries and oranges at %s
+would eat %s's brains but can't find them
+thinks %s could do with less coffee
+stuffs %s into a small box and nails down the lid
+bites %s's ankles
+pulls a moonie at %s
+throws %s a bone
+invites %s to go jump
+throws jelly at %s
+throws %s from the top of the empire state building
+drops a small hydrogen bomb on %s
+curses %s unto the seventh generation
+asks if %s is a man or a mouse
+questions the lineage of %s
+accuses %s of being a goth
+creeps up on %s wielding a crush emasculator
+watches %s splashing around in the shallow end of the gene pool
+swashbuckles the +2 Blessed Trout of Doom in %s's face
+runs over %s with a tank
+throws a rotten head of cabbage at %s
+flagellates %s with a birch branch
+sends %s to Coventry
+recoils from %s as if they have the plague
+kicks %s into touch
+teleports %s to the Dimension of Pain
+pours sour milk into %s's coffee
+drops a ferret into %s's clothing
+throws %s into the Cam
+tries to steal %s's dinner money
+attaches a debugger to %s
+introduces %s to the business end of half a wasp
+drives a manure spreader past %s
+goes flying with %s tied to a wing
+throws an explosive banana at %s
+subscribes %s to 1001 junk mail lists
+points at %s and laughs
+dices %s and feeds them to Ross Anderson
+follows %s around in a black helicopter
+dissects %s in public
+threatens %s with a rectal thermometer
+thwaps %s with IWJ's +10 rod of deprecation
+buys %s a fake RAF moustache
+earnestly discusses railway routing regulations with %s
+folds %s into an elaborate origami representation of a mackerel
+reports %s to the RIAA
+hands %s a live grenade
+throws a cat at %s
+kidnaps %s and fills their shoes with custard
+plays Britney Spears songs at %s
+fills %s's ears with butter
+inverts %s
+throws %s to the lions
+sacrifices %s for the greater good