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diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index e51249a..69aae12 100644
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -212,3 +212,12 @@ pops a cap in %s's ass
 spies on %s through their webcam
 sets flying monkeys on %s
 drop-kicks %s through the goalposts of life
+throws %s's eye across a crowded room
+proves %s equivalent to the halting problem
+writes '%s' on an ostrakon
+synchronizes %s with /dev/null
+pushes %s into a ditch
+expunges %s
+exiles %s to Siberia
+replaces %s's internet with a 1200 baud modem
+triggers %s's halt and catch fire instruction