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diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 79ac6ac..54c913d 100644
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 hits %s with a wet trout.
 thwaps %s with a five-mile-long spacestation.
 sacrifices %s to dark gods.
-bites his thumb at %s.
+bites its thumb at %s.
 replaces %s with a 2-line shell script
 takes off and nukes %s from orbit
 treats %s with the contempt they deserve
@@ -32,14 +32,14 @@ annihilates %s
 wonders what God was thinking of when He made %s
 removes %s from the gene pool
 performs a lube-less rectal on %s
-uses %s to practice his orthopedic surgery on
+uses %s to practice its orthopedic surgery on
 thinks %s would make excellent road-kill
 plays basketball with %s's head
 drops %s down a deep well
 covers %s in blancmange
 napalms %s
 finds %s particularly irksome
-feeds %s to his pet dog
+feeds %s to its pet dog
 reminds %s that life is not a game of Nethack
 thinks that %s would give a cannibal nausea
 wonders if %s is ever going to become a swan
@@ -146,3 +146,15 @@ throws a custard pie at %s
 violates %s's mind (and body) with the Necronomicon
 applies TCP_CORK to %s
 performs a capsaicin enema upon %s.
+rejects %s in favour of the null hypothesis.
+makes %s illegal.
+compiles %s with -trigraphs
+compiles %s with -Wtrigraphs
+turns %s into dogfood
+><> ><> %s
+sets %s and robhu up on a blind date
+gently taps %s with a menhir.
+invests all of %s's money in a high-grade structured credit strategy enhanced leverage fund.
+plays the viola at %s.
+thinks %s is comparable to iprocurement at its best
+defenestrates %s