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@@ -702,3 +702,13 @@ adds snitching on %s to its service catalogue
 follows %s around tolling a bell and crying 'Shame!'
 cancels %s's favorite show, 3/4 of the way through the second season
 hits %s so hard that LIGO notices
+insults %s using the medium of interpretive dance
+comes out of its well to shame %s
+steals %s's skull
+beats %s to death with their own bloody femurs
+kicks %s down some hard stairs
+minimises %s
+deliberately misaddresses %s
+redirects all %s's Wikipedia requests to Conservapedia
+substitutes a Class 99 for %s's expected train service
+sends all %s's coffee to Germany