X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?a=blobdiff_plain;f=trouts;h=41652ba8b7cfa303395690b5fcb55b98f9a98932;hb=e418693b3814eb4bda861e4e48ebbe6cb94f3c5e;hp=88284809fd96a51eb85e2dd1aecacf603faec4ff;hpb=41f8f5adc6a36846158245b1902dd36e9145de07;p=irc.git

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 8828480..41652ba 100644
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -113,3 +113,37 @@ affixes live crocodile clips to %s.
 causes %s to have acute razor burn.
 places the fleas of a thousand camels in %s's armpit.
 sticks %s's head on a spike.
+brings %s's haddock to paddock
+breaks %s up for spare parts
+tags %s as 'wontfix'
+tags %s as 'obsolete'
+boils %s up for glue
+nails %s into a barrel and pushes them over Niagara Falls
+accuses %s of losing The Game
+douses %s in liquid nitrogen
+turns %s inside-out
+paints %s red and waits for the bulls
+signs %s up for a Scientology course
+shrieks hysterically at %s
+declares %s an unlawful combatant
+vetoes %s
+rubs bubblegum in %s's hair
+steals all %s's coffee
+heckles %s
+inflates %s and brandishes a pin
+thinks %s is worse than Microsoft Windows
+wonders why %s bothered getting out of bed today
+trolls %s
+runs %s through
+plays the harmonica at %s
+bricks %s up with a cask of Amontillado
+lands a TARDIS on %s
+practises acupuncture on %s
+rugby-tackles %s to the ground
+passes %s the underpants of shame
+removes %s's willy with a chainsaw
+throws a custard pie at %s
+violates %s's mind (and body) with the Necronomicon
+applies TCP_CORK to %s
+performs a capsaicin enema upon %s.
+replaces %s with the null hypothesis.