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diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 1d95414..37106c4 100644
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -603,3 +603,10 @@ mails %s two hemispheres of plutonium and assembly instructions
 makes %s a plutonium omelette
 punishment-passes %s
 poisons %s's last Rolo
+forces %s to model the Sarah Lund knitwear collection
+leaves %s a card claiming that fish delivery was attempted but they were out
+optimises %s to a NOP
+causes %s's wardrobe to malfunction
+multiplies %s by zero
+divides %s by zero
+declares %s to be illegal, unworkable, and counter productive