X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?a=blobdiff_plain;f=trouts;h=32eb9e70d4a514706e8b9fe41cfb1e36e6ca0fd2;hb=2fd04cde095863e7950f5e688d1dbba1fa2210f6;hp=1f7d1eddcc6ac326e2caa4515e2b326ebc85f0c7;hpb=b2ad5c2954a082ce435ae798d4dd133c4dd0e8fb;p=irc.git diff --git a/trouts b/trouts index 1f7d1ed..32eb9e7 100644 --- a/trouts +++ b/trouts @@ -306,3 +306,23 @@ ties %s to a sheep and then blows it up ties %s to a sheep locks %s in a room with a bottle of whisky and a loaded pistol beats %s with a SIGPIPE +excommunicates %s +anathematizes %s +releases woodworm into %s's library +releases Vashta Nerada into %s's library +shreds %s then recycles the evidence +sells %s second-hand. For cash +curries %s +grinds %s's bones to make its bread +airbrushes %s out of history +replaces %s's files with XML +tases %s +munmaps %s +puts a daily "kill %s" event into its calendar +slights %s +destroys the world because it has %s in it +thinks %s fills a much-needed gap +attempts to underestimate %s but fails +circulates a pamphlet traducing %s +fits up %s for the murder of someone photogenic +scales %s down