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diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
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+++ b/trouts
@@ -115,3 +115,46 @@ places the fleas of a thousand camels in %s's armpit.
 sticks %s's head on a spike.
 brings %s's haddock to paddock
 breaks %s up for spare parts
+tags %s as 'wontfix'
+tags %s as 'obsolete'
+boils %s up for glue
+nails %s into a barrel and pushes them over Niagara Falls
+accuses %s of losing The Game
+douses %s in liquid nitrogen
+turns %s inside-out
+paints %s red and waits for the bulls
+signs %s up for a Scientology course
+shrieks hysterically at %s
+declares %s an unlawful combatant
+vetoes %s
+rubs bubblegum in %s's hair
+steals all %s's coffee
+heckles %s
+inflates %s and brandishes a pin
+thinks %s is worse than Microsoft Windows
+wonders why %s bothered getting out of bed today
+trolls %s
+runs %s through
+plays the harmonica at %s
+bricks %s up with a cask of Amontillado
+lands a TARDIS on %s
+practises acupuncture on %s
+rugby-tackles %s to the ground
+passes %s the underpants of shame
+removes %s's willy with a chainsaw
+throws a custard pie at %s
+violates %s's mind (and body) with the Necronomicon
+applies TCP_CORK to %s
+performs a capsaicin enema upon %s.
+rejects %s in favour of the null hypothesis.
+makes %s illegal.
+compiles %s with -trigraphs
+compiles %s with -Wtrigraphs
+turns %s into dogfood
+><> ><> %s
+sets %s and robhu up on a blind date
+gently taps %s with a menhir.
+invests all of %s's money in a high-grade structured credit strategy enhanced leverage fund.
+plays the viola at %s.
+thinks %s is comparable to iprocurement at its best
+defenestrates %s