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diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 7025f65..21666c1 100644
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -517,7 +517,6 @@ sends %s to a shrink
 shaves %s
 volunteers %s for a position as gladiator at the Colosseum
 freezes %s in carbonite
-applies a tramp stamp to %s
 toasts %s
 proves to a UN inspector that %s is "beyond use"
 shortens all %s's URLs
@@ -794,3 +793,29 @@ deletes %s's microbiome
 sasses %s
 steals %s's mojo
 steals %s's mojito
+harshes %s's vibe
+gives %s negative-utility cake
+converts all %s's money into Botcoin
+fills %s's car with frozen iguanas
+stashes acorns throughout %s's favoured means of transport
+bowdlerises %s
+abates %s's coat of arms
+banishes %s
+hands %s a <pred> T-shirt
+tells Cambridge Analytica everything it knows about %s
+shrinks %s's head
+sets %s's snails on fire
+drops the Tsar Bomba on %s
+repeatedly emails %s about its Troutcoin ICO
+thwaps %s with IWJ's five-mile-long trout of deprecation
+offers %s support via an award-winning ITSM implementation
+forces %s to download its new trout app
+refactors %s's head
+censors %s's cake
+repeatedly violates the First Law of Robotics where %s is concerned
+sets up a virtual private trout for %s
+moves %s aside and applies gzip -9
+uuencodes %s
+trees %s
+sticks %s's genitals in a wasp nest
+attempts to cook a trout in %s's underwear