X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?a=blobdiff_plain;f=trouts;h=21666c1010d17dd93db1701eebb7c590dde7745f;hb=89ed2ee50e6a50feab0a1b51c00d4f7525ec1671;hp=3ca4d4930fd16fe8bd2d363f5d78177e507670f7;hpb=7f1570f6bad2d91c609789bfe9c4b8dbeefe5abb;p=irc.git diff --git a/trouts b/trouts index 3ca4d49..21666c1 100644 --- a/trouts +++ b/trouts @@ -517,7 +517,6 @@ sends %s to a shrink shaves %s volunteers %s for a position as gladiator at the Colosseum freezes %s in carbonite -applies a tramp stamp to %s toasts %s proves to a UN inspector that %s is "beyond use" shortens all %s's URLs @@ -792,3 +791,31 @@ cocks a snook at %s melts %s down deletes %s's microbiome sasses %s +steals %s's mojo +steals %s's mojito +harshes %s's vibe +gives %s negative-utility cake +converts all %s's money into Botcoin +fills %s's car with frozen iguanas +stashes acorns throughout %s's favoured means of transport +bowdlerises %s +abates %s's coat of arms +banishes %s +hands %s a T-shirt +tells Cambridge Analytica everything it knows about %s +shrinks %s's head +sets %s's snails on fire +drops the Tsar Bomba on %s +repeatedly emails %s about its Troutcoin ICO +thwaps %s with IWJ's five-mile-long trout of deprecation +offers %s support via an award-winning ITSM implementation +forces %s to download its new trout app +refactors %s's head +censors %s's cake +repeatedly violates the First Law of Robotics where %s is concerned +sets up a virtual private trout for %s +moves %s aside and applies gzip -9 +uuencodes %s +trees %s +sticks %s's genitals in a wasp nest +attempts to cook a trout in %s's underwear