X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?a=blobdiff_plain;f=trouts;h=21666c1010d17dd93db1701eebb7c590dde7745f;hb=89ed2ee50e6a50feab0a1b51c00d4f7525ec1671;hp=146d0d53ebe514c09019e5d765f2f50b4dd186ca;hpb=d6e4d6268259576d5e69dd26b2df6fd640ec7085;p=irc.git diff --git a/trouts b/trouts index 146d0d5..21666c1 100644 --- a/trouts +++ b/trouts @@ -517,7 +517,6 @@ sends %s to a shrink shaves %s volunteers %s for a position as gladiator at the Colosseum freezes %s in carbonite -applies a tramp stamp to %s toasts %s proves to a UN inspector that %s is "beyond use" shortens all %s's URLs @@ -796,3 +795,27 @@ steals %s's mojo steals %s's mojito harshes %s's vibe gives %s negative-utility cake +converts all %s's money into Botcoin +fills %s's car with frozen iguanas +stashes acorns throughout %s's favoured means of transport +bowdlerises %s +abates %s's coat of arms +banishes %s +hands %s a T-shirt +tells Cambridge Analytica everything it knows about %s +shrinks %s's head +sets %s's snails on fire +drops the Tsar Bomba on %s +repeatedly emails %s about its Troutcoin ICO +thwaps %s with IWJ's five-mile-long trout of deprecation +offers %s support via an award-winning ITSM implementation +forces %s to download its new trout app +refactors %s's head +censors %s's cake +repeatedly violates the First Law of Robotics where %s is concerned +sets up a virtual private trout for %s +moves %s aside and applies gzip -9 +uuencodes %s +trees %s +sticks %s's genitals in a wasp nest +attempts to cook a trout in %s's underwear