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diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
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+++ b/trouts
@@ -238,3 +238,20 @@ sends %s a red nose
 hides a porcupine in %s's bed
 forces %s to listen to Gaddafi's greatest speeches
 feeds %s drugs and waits for the Revolution
+inserts a lemon into %s
+irradiates %s
+exposes %s to ebola
+hollows out %s
+translates all %s's code into BOURNEGOL
+encrypts %s and throws away the key
+posts %s half a giraffe
+buries %s in elephant dung
+'accidentally' steps on %s's toes
+puts laxatives in %s's chocolate
+books %s on a holiday in Fukushima
+rmgroups %s
+compresses %s
+stamps on all %s's toys
+sends %s's phone number to twenty double glazing salespeople
+immerses %s's genitals in boiling oil
+writes 'I <3 U' in weedkiller on %s's lawn