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@@ -180,7 +180,6 @@ forces %s to listen to David Cameron's speeches
 sticks %s in a small room with Ian Paisley
 rains she-trolls down upon %s
 rains wheelbarrows on %s
-nominates %s for the UK Usenet Committee
 hits %s with a replica of Milan cathedral
 has %s transported to Botany Bay
 petitions the PM to abolish %s
@@ -202,3 +201,10 @@ flies %s through a cloud of volcanic ash
 buggers a weasel with %s
 posts %s a bobcat
 disestablishes %s
+sets %s on fire
+creates an "I hate %s" group on Facebook
+supplements %s with a fish
+hits %s with an omega-3-supplemented fish finger
+blows a vuvuzela in %'s ear
+reads the Eye of Argon to %s
+traps %s in a lift with Steve Jobs