X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?a=blobdiff_plain;f=trouts;h=10a0533d4f96182fdaf1d7fd8f58752125e89abd;hb=1f235fadff9e6472435fdd75baf10245be88da5e;hp=dc61771e0cb4062ff1b33ac8688f42f41ca90e3c;hpb=d116e536819004896f3a98f41d8e33c92b34500b;p=irc.git diff --git a/trouts b/trouts index dc61771..10a0533 100644 --- a/trouts +++ b/trouts @@ -95,7 +95,6 @@ throws a cat at %s kidnaps %s and fills their shoes with custard plays Britney Spears songs at %s fills %s's ears with butter -inverts %s throws %s to the lions sacrifices %s for the greater good patents %s's genome @@ -189,3 +188,28 @@ speculatively executes %s screams and leaps at %s hits %s with a cockatrice corpse sets %s up on a blind date with Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand +gives %s a hard stare +neuralyzes %s +press-gangs %s +feeds %s fugu kimo +sends %s on an adventure holiday organised by Weyland-Yutani +thous %s +puts potato eyes down %s's shirt +invites the Shame Orb to %s's party +recommends the closure of airspace downwind of %s +flies %s through a cloud of volcanic ash +buggers a weasel with %s +posts %s a bobcat +disestablishes %s +sets %s on fire +creates an "I hate %s" group on Facebook +supplements %s with a fish +hits %s with an omega-3-supplemented fish finger +blows a vuvuzela in %'s ear +reads the Eye of Argon to %s +traps %s in a lift with Steve Jobs +pops a cap in %s's ass +spies on %s through their webcam +sets flying monkeys on %s +drop-kicks %s through the goalposts of life +throws %s's eye across a crowded room