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@@ -458,3 +458,45 @@ frustrates %s's knavish tricks
 confounds %s's politics
 indents %s
 disperses %s
+smashes %s's best china
+awards %s the wooden spoon
+pops up and insists %s accept its cookies
+glues %s to the ceiling
+refills all %s's pens with green ink
+puts %s into Room 101
+attacks %s with a pointed stick
+covers %s in gold paint
+sets TV Licensing on %s
+appends the EICAR test file to all %s's emails
+thinks %s should seek asylum in Ecuador
+thinks %s should seek an asylum in Ecuador
+thinks %s is only good enough to play for Accrington Stanley
+decommissions %s
+brings %s the head of Alfredo Garcia
+sends the Go Compare man to sing at %s
+sets a band of Russian meerkats on %s
+sends %s orienteering with only Apple Maps as a navigation aid
+blacklists %s
+remixes %s into a Youtube sensation
+throws a shoe at %s
+feeds %s to the lampreys
+feeds a surfeit of lampreys to %s
+invites %s to consider the reply given in Arkell vs Pressdram
+helps %s revoke all their biometrics
+paints %s's buttocks blue
+classifies %s as spam
+trades in %s for a younger model
+wonders if there's a cash incentive for scrapping %s
+threatens to leave the country if %s wins the next election
+invades %s's personal space
+sticks %s in a cloud
+thinks %s wouldn't need to dress up for Hallowe'en
+places mines beneath %s's carpets
+demands to see %s's birth certificate
+detunes %s
+dips %s in engine oil and throws them to the robo-lesbians
+abandons %s in the Sahara with only Mark Thatcher for company
+accuses %s of piracy, murder, rape, sodomy and incest, but suppresses the more serious charges
+cuts and pastes %s
+plays the birdie song to %s for a couple of weeks
+mutes %s