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diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 41fa034..0cac195 100644
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -28,7 +28,7 @@ catapults %s over the Atlantic
 replaces %s with a papier mache replica
 attaches an extra three noses to %s
 eviscerates %s with a trowel
-anihilates %s
+annihilates %s
 wonders what God was thinking of when He made %s
 removes %s from the gene pool
 performs a lube-less rectal on %s
@@ -36,7 +36,6 @@ uses %s to practice his orthopedic surgery on
 thinks %s would make excellent road-kill
 plays basketball with %s's head
 drops %s down a deep well
-suggests to %s that suicide would be the honourable thing to do
 covers %s in blancmange
 napalms %s
 finds %s particularly irksome
@@ -44,25 +43,48 @@ feeds %s to his pet dog
 reminds %s that life is not a game of Nethack
 thinks that %s would give a cannibal nausea
 wonders if %s is ever going to become a swan
-drops an anvil on $s from a great height
-disparages $s's mother
-blows raspberries, blackberries and oranges at $s
-would eat $s's brains but can't find them
-thinks $s could do with less coffee
-jumps for joy at the thought of $s
-offers $s a bunch of flowers
-blows kisses at $s
-falls head over heels in love with $s
-stuffs $s into a small box and nails down the lid
-bites $s's ankles
-pulls a moonie at $s
-throws $s a bone
-invites $s to go jump
-invites $s to a party
-throws jelly at $s
-throws $s from the top of the empire state building
-drops a small hydrogen bomb on $s
-curses $s unto the seventh generation
-asks if $s is a man or a mouse
-questions $s's lineage
+drops an anvil on %s from a great height
+disparages %s's mother
+blows raspberries, blackberries and oranges at %s
+would eat %s's brains but can't find them
+thinks %s could do with less coffee
+stuffs %s into a small box and nails down the lid
+bites %s's ankles
+pulls a moonie at %s
+throws %s a bone
+invites %s to go jump
+throws jelly at %s
+throws %s from the top of the empire state building
+drops a small hydrogen bomb on %s
+curses %s unto the seventh generation
+asks if %s is a man or a mouse
+questions %s's lineage
 accuses %s of being a goth
+creeps up on %s wielding a crush emasculator
+watches %s splashing around in the shallow end of the gene pool
+swashbuckles the +2 Blessed Trout of Doom in %s's face
+runs over %s with a tank
+throws a rotten head of cabbage at %s
+flagellates %s with a birch branch
+sends %s to Coventry
+recoils from %s as if they have the plague
+kicks %s into touch
+teleports %s to the Dimension of Pain
+pours sour milk into %s's coffee
+drops a ferret into %s's clothing
+throws %s into the Cam
+tries to steal %s's dinner money
+attaches a debugger to %s
+introduces %s to the business end of half a wasp
+drives a manure spreader past %s
+goes flying with %s tied to a wing
+throws an explosive banana at %s
+subscribes %s to 1001 junk mail lists
+points at %s and laughs
+dices %s and feeds them to Ross Anderson
+follows %s around in a black helicopter
+dissects %s in public
+threatens %s with a rectal thermometer
+thwaps %s with IWJ's +10 rod of deprecation
+buys %s a fake RAF moustache
+earnestly discusses railway routing regulations with %s