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@@ -68,3 +68,14 @@ wonders if %s and %s have a consensual locking relationship
 thinks %s and %s should reap their zombie children
 fakes a SIGURG to %s on behalf of %s
 thinks %s's output should be piped to %s
+performs link-time optimization between %s and %s
+starts a Twitter rumour about %s and %s
+wishes %s and %s could be together
+sits %s and %s down on a kissing chair
+packs %s and %s off for a dirty weekend in Brighton
+packs %s and %s off for a dirty weekend in Slough
+pronounces %s and %s man and wife
+kidnaps a bishop and insists he marry %s and %s in absentia
+puts %s and %s on adjacent rails
+entangles %s and %s's wave functions
+makes a nature documentary about %s and %s's mating habits