X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?a=blobdiff_plain;f=slashes;h=cc4fac492cefd04a027d70ea11fb4fe67424fcc3;hb=89ed2ee50e6a50feab0a1b51c00d4f7525ec1671;hp=e39e8b431f9a0cd9f54adb89d15de888af9a8abe;hpb=8f8814a18c98df9b2f8146244ff9574d261387f3;p=irc.git

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@@ -133,3 +133,6 @@ divides %s by %s
 gives %s and %s a box of condoms and a knowing look
 snoops on %s and %s talking qwerty to each other
 makes a romcom about %s and %s
+installs a smart mattress in %s and %s's bedroom
+accuses %s of criminal conversation with %s
+resolves to grass on rejs more often (at the instigation of %s) (but %s is their secret admirer)