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@@ -130,3 +130,9 @@ blames %s and %s's relationship for the recent weather
 thinks %s and %s should protest against FIFA
 admires %s and %s's railcard photos
 divides %s by %s
+gives %s and %s a box of condoms and a knowing look
+snoops on %s and %s talking qwerty to each other
+makes a romcom about %s and %s
+installs a smart mattress in %s and %s's bedroom
+accuses %s of criminal conversation with %s
+resolves to grass on rejs more often (at the instigation of %s) (but %s is their secret admirer)