X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?a=blobdiff_plain;f=slashes;h=a7022bda95b1aa0157c8e0a580ea01ae01279b93;hb=ace6c0997b23cedf9fdc083aa75280311f3ad5ca;hp=f61b5d919d8e8d15eab3d0b9a7f1c58c36958f3d;hpb=b2cfffd4b99ebb915507cb10a2cb88c87fa8e41b;p=irc.git diff --git a/slashes b/slashes index f61b5d9..a7022bd 100644 --- a/slashes +++ b/slashes @@ -59,7 +59,6 @@ posts the %s and %s sex tape to Youtube hangs around %s and %s's table playing the violin (badly) listens through the bedroom wall to %s and %s uses %s and %s to explain the facts of life to small children -slips %s a condom with %s's name on locks %s and %s in a room with no clothes and jar of marmalade thinks %s and %s should leverage their team synergies directs a porno starring %s and %s @@ -79,3 +78,5 @@ kidnaps a bishop and insists he marry %s and %s in absentia puts %s and %s on adjacent rails entangles %s and %s's wave functions makes a nature documentary about %s and %s's mating habits +gives %s and %s half a mouse each +sends %s and %s to sea in a beautiful pea-green boat