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@@ -109,3 +109,21 @@ chaperones %s and %s
 negotiates %s's virtue with %s
 checks its logs to see how often %s flirts with %s
 oversees a merger between %s and %s
+gay-marries %s to %s
+thinks %s and %s should have an impulsive moment in a field
+buys %s and %s tickets for the mile-high club
+wonders which of #chiark's photographers will take the official photos at %s and %s's wedding
+fakes a Valentine's card from %s to %s
+invents a new cocktail based on the chemistry between %s and %s
+offers to fund %s and %s's wedding
+offers to fund %s and %s's first night together
+suggests %s and %s disappear upstairs to discuss Uganda
+gets ordained online in order to marry %s and %s
+commissions an opera about %s and %s
+wonders whether %s would be willing to take %s's speeding points
+thinks %s is teal to %s's orange
+thinks %s and %s should go hiking on the Appalachian Trail
+offers %s and %s 200 quid a year if they get married
+wonders whether %s and %s keep a dunking beaker beside the bed
+invites %s and %s to a private IRC channel, and leaves them to it
+blames %s and %s's relationship for the recent weather