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@@ -81,3 +81,13 @@ makes a nature documentary about %s and %s's mating habits
 gives %s and %s half a mouse each
 sends %s and %s to sea in a beautiful pea-green boat
 notes %s and %s pushing the newly-amended boundaries of the Obscene Publications Act
+complains to the Daily Mail about the disgusting things %s and %s get up to (and suggests they publish the pictures)
+watches %s and %s naked-shorting
+thinks %s and %s would look good together on a bicycle made for two
+gives %s and %s a big book of baby names
+thinks %s and %s should name their first child "Stormageddon"
+photoshops %s's head onto %s's body
+applies a fixup to %s and %s
+legalizes gay marriage just for %s and %s
+thinks %s should become %s's Mr Darcy
+thinks %s should ACK %s's SYN request