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@@ -74,7 +74,7 @@ sits %s and %s down on a kissing chair
 packs %s and %s off for a dirty weekend in Brighton
 packs %s and %s off for a dirty weekend in Slough
 pronounces %s and %s man and wife
-kidnaps a bishop and insists he marry %s and %s in absentia
+kidnaps a bishop and insists they marry %s and %s in absentia
 puts %s and %s on adjacent rails
 entangles %s and %s's wave functions
 makes a nature documentary about %s and %s's mating habits
@@ -113,3 +113,21 @@ gay-marries %s to %s
 thinks %s and %s should have an impulsive moment in a field
 buys %s and %s tickets for the mile-high club
 wonders which of #chiark's photographers will take the official photos at %s and %s's wedding
+fakes a Valentine's card from %s to %s
+invents a new cocktail based on the chemistry between %s and %s
+offers to fund %s and %s's wedding
+offers to fund %s and %s's first night together
+suggests %s and %s disappear upstairs to discuss Uganda
+gets ordained online in order to marry %s and %s
+commissions an opera about %s and %s
+wonders whether %s would be willing to take %s's speeding points
+thinks %s is teal to %s's orange
+thinks %s and %s should go hiking on the Appalachian Trail
+offers %s and %s 200 quid a year if they get married
+wonders whether %s and %s keep a dunking beaker beside the bed
+invites %s and %s to a private IRC channel, and leaves them to it
+blames %s and %s's relationship for the recent weather
+thinks %s and %s should protest against FIFA
+admires %s and %s's railcard photos
+divides %s by %s
+gives %s and %s a box of condoms and a knowing look