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@@ -37,3 +37,44 @@ wonders when %s and %s will update their relationship status
 thinks %s and %s are almost as good together as Cameron and Clegg
 glues %s to %s
 watches %s and %s doing things that the IWF would try and ban
+tricks %s into sleeping in %s's bed
+casts %s and %s in Romeo And Juliet And Monster Trucks
+fakes love letters between %s and %s
+bubblewraps %s and invites %s to start popping
+creates a .xxx domain just for %s and %s
+hides %s's ladle in %s's bed
+posts to twitter about the superinjunction %s and %s have taken out
+buys %s and %s matching underwear
+buys %s and %s matching hats
+kidnaps %s so that %s can rescue them
+thinks %s is the star in %s's show
+sells %s to %s
+introduces %s's and %s's parents to each other
+thinks %s and %s should have hot monkey sex right now
+thinks %s and %s should have hot armadillo sex right now
+thinks %s is the key to %s's lock
+sells commemorative DVDs of %s and %s's wedding
+speculates loudly, embarrassingly, and accurately about %s and %s's first night together
+posts the %s and %s sex tape to Youtube
+hangs around %s and %s's table playing the violin (badly)
+listens through the bedroom wall to %s and %s
+uses %s and %s to explain the facts of life to small children
+slips %s a condom with %s's name on
+locks %s and %s in a room with no clothes and jar of marmalade
+thinks %s and %s should leverage their team synergies
+directs a porno starring %s and %s
+suggests %s cuddles up to %s
+wonders if %s and %s have a consensual locking relationship
+thinks %s and %s should reap their zombie children
+fakes a SIGURG to %s on behalf of %s
+thinks %s's output should be piped to %s
+performs link-time optimization between %s and %s
+starts a Twitter rumour about %s and %s
+wishes %s and %s could be together
+sits %s and %s down on a kissing chair
+packs %s and %s off for a dirty weekend in Brighton
+packs %s and %s off for a dirty weekend in Slough
+pronounces %s and %s man and wife
+kidnaps a bishop and insists he marry %s and %s in absentia
+puts %s and %s on adjacent rails
+entangles %s and %s's wave functions