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@@ -18,7 +18,7 @@ wonders how %s and %s got together
 wonders what %s and %s's friends would think of their relationship
 writes dirty lyrics about %s and %s
 sings, "%s and %s, sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g"
-sets up %s and %s on a blind date
+sets %s and %s up on a blind date
 thinks %s and %s should get a room!
 watches %s and %s doing things that mtbc would filter
 mails photos of %s and %s to the News Of The World
@@ -33,3 +33,12 @@ threatens to expose %s and %s's illicit affair if they don't pay up
 lends %s and %s a copy of the "Kama Sutra"
 shows drawings of %s naked to %s
 wonders if %s would be %s's deputy prime minister
+wonders when %s and %s will update their relationship status
+thinks %s and %s are almost as good together as Cameron and Clegg
+glues %s to %s
+watches %s and %s doing things that the IWF would try and ban
+tricks %s into sleeping in %s's bed
+casts %s and %s in Romeo And Juliet And Monster Trucks
+fakes love letters between %s and %s
+bubblewraps %s and invites %s to start popping
+creates a .xxx domain just for %s and %s