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@@ -176,3 +176,22 @@ gets monumentally drunk and tells %s how it feels about them
 nominates %s for Pope
 buys Rockall and gives it to %s
 thinks peace, love, and %s are the most important things in the world
+buys %s a sand hopper
+fills %s's sand hopper
+admires %s's flanges
+admires %s's symmetry
+oils %s's camel
+wonders if %s wants to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
+hopes that %s will gets its message in a bottle
+wonders how much %s charges for a good hard shag
+puts a red light outside its house in the hope of attracting %s
+wants %s's babies
+affectionately nibbles %s
+adds leap-seconds in order to spend more time with %s
+makes %s's world
+wonders what flavour condom to buy for %s
+slips a porn DVD into %s's sporran
+carves a statue of %s
+changes %s's SMS alert to an erotic moan
+reveals the code to its safe to %s
+works on being more classy around %s