X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?a=blobdiff_plain;f=flirts;h=f65abed1e0542bb798e625b4525592cb978b76c4;hb=9e280b60903fa9ce16809540ec6c8174adb762cd;hp=2c279c32f7bdd25c55ffed8d9467243953497fc4;hpb=81b71b53b7d5113c715f0189520a898a81934836;p=irc.git diff --git a/flirts b/flirts index 2c279c3..f65abed 100644 --- a/flirts +++ b/flirts @@ -48,3 +48,19 @@ makes the tea for %s strokes %s's hair sprinkles %s with hundreds and thousands. flagellates %s with a birch branch +<3s %s +admires %s's boots +invites %s to a candle-lit dinner +pole dances for %s +hopes %s packed their toothbrush! +showers %s in rose petals +holds a candle for %s +admires %s's physique +gives %s a nice relaxing foot massage +treks through the jungle to deliver Milk Tray to %s +searches for a rhyme for its poem about %s +compares %s's eyes to stars +wonders whether %s comes here often? +compares %s to a summer's day +curls up at %s's feet +plays %s's theme tune