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diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
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+++ b/flirts
@@ -320,3 +320,7 @@ promises never to trout %s
 invites %s out on an ISO-8601 date
 hopes for an expose event from %s
 sends an expose event to %s
+starts wearing purple for %s
+invites %s to wrestle in custard
+sends the CEN a press release about how %s is wonderful
+commissions Holbein to paint a portrait of %s