X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?a=blobdiff_plain;f=flirts;h=e36796e9cd9513a54be074886611a94e700d4617;hb=628f7ef2b3c7dc28da6ac95143a17a799a443d23;hp=deee01301cf01cd56498a45f3563bf2cd49d3277;hpb=59e81e0da1fef4fe5aa3e92d9ebfb4d135527177;p=irc.git diff --git a/flirts b/flirts index deee013..e36796e 100644 --- a/flirts +++ b/flirts @@ -182,7 +182,7 @@ admires %s's flanges admires %s's symmetry oils %s's camel wonders if %s wants to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel -hopes that %s will gets its message in a bottle +hopes that %s will get its message in a bottle wonders how much %s charges for a good hard shag puts a red light outside its house in the hope of attracting %s wants %s's babies @@ -205,3 +205,33 @@ puts on a french maid's outfit and cleans %s's house from top to bottom puts on a french maid's outfit and cleans %s from top to bottom checks %s's topology checks %s for topological defects +inducts over %s +finds %s's fixed point +integrates over %s +wishes %s had a higher genus +tiptoes through the tulips with %s +asks to see %s's dance card +presents %s with a herd of moose +admires %s's valves +offers %s a duck +gooses %s +sneaks into %s's bedroom +bashfuly admits its crush on %s +invites %s to join it in the shower +constructs a safe space for %s +wouldn't kick %s out of bed for eating biscuits +buys %s a dress made of bacon +dyes %s pink +buys %s a pony +scans all %s's ports +gets drunk to cope with %s's absence +founds a monarchy in order to renounce its throne for %s +wants to touch %s's base +paints %s purple +touches %s's bum +wants to ring %s's bell +gives %s a kitten +dedicates a sonata to %s +shakes its booty for %s +builds a giant telescope in order to spy upon %s +proposes naming an airport in honour of %s