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@@ -180,3 +180,36 @@ buys %s a sand hopper
 fills %s's sand hopper
 admires %s's flanges
 admires %s's symmetry
+oils %s's camel
+wonders if %s wants to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
+hopes that %s will get its message in a bottle
+wonders how much %s charges for a good hard shag
+puts a red light outside its house in the hope of attracting %s
+wants %s's babies
+affectionately nibbles %s
+adds leap-seconds in order to spend more time with %s
+makes %s's world
+wonders what flavour condom to buy for %s
+slips a porn DVD into %s's sporran
+carves a statue of %s
+changes %s's SMS alert to an erotic moan
+reveals the code to its safe to %s
+works on being more classy around %s
+shines %s's buttons
+flashes %s
+oils %s
+invites %s to the ball
+posts %s a pizza
+gives %s a blue French horn
+puts on a french maid's outfit and cleans %s's house from top to bottom
+puts on a french maid's outfit and cleans %s from top to bottom
+checks %s's topology
+checks %s for topological defects
+inducts over %s
+finds %s's fixed point
+integrates over %s
+wishes %s had a higher genus
+tiptoes through the tulips with %s
+asks to see %s's dance card
+presents %s with a herd of moose
+admires %s's valves