X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?a=blobdiff_plain;f=flirts;h=d6b00569752e24536f4f415742f9c27885b0abf7;hb=864bf97da5ccabcdd86a76df68044755a605faf8;hp=b2db11503a49502ea2e42ffbb5552ee006297d65;hpb=f560573332db72b9261ce47012b3367aae553f1d;p=irc.git diff --git a/flirts b/flirts index b2db115..d6b0056 100644 --- a/flirts +++ b/flirts @@ -297,7 +297,7 @@ compares %s's beauty to that of Helen of Troy wonders how many ships %s's face would launch hopes %s is highly available considers %s wrong but romantic -sends % s an anonymous Valentine's Day card +sends %s an anonymous Valentine's Day card imagines %s in a nurse's uniform asks the pianist to play "As Time Goes By" for %s gives %s a cookie @@ -321,3 +321,8 @@ invites %s out on an ISO-8601 date hopes for an expose event from %s sends an expose event to %s starts wearing purple for %s +invites %s to wrestle in custard +sends the CEN a press release about how %s is wonderful +commissions Holbein to paint a portrait of %s +would never put %s in a corner +promotes %s to Chief Whip