X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?a=blobdiff_plain;f=flirts;h=aaada7ccc78df317922920db2fdd27919fc9f2e5;hb=d8ac6968378475b0946a0602ea0e4f78f3a94d59;hp=d60b05a032b773fe23c3469696cc32ee40c1f92d;hpb=82cee0dbfaa37d7af9b3097c2c3ec5c27b4fe447;p=irc.git diff --git a/flirts b/flirts index d60b05a..aaada7c 100644 --- a/flirts +++ b/flirts @@ -216,7 +216,7 @@ admires %s's valves offers %s a duck gooses %s sneaks into %s's bedroom -bashfuly admits its crush on %s +bashfully admits its crush on %s invites %s to join it in the shower constructs a safe space for %s wouldn't kick %s out of bed for eating biscuits @@ -364,3 +364,14 @@ resigns after admitting having made inappropriate advances towards %s is seduced by %s's curves would reverse Brexit for %s vaunts %s +takes %s for a ride on a Flinker Leichter Innovativer Regional Triebzug +covers %s in jam then clotted cream +licks %s's doorknob +hump-shunts %s +satisfies %s with a fish +gives a wide reply to %s +wonders whether %s is rated for repeated mating +would spend all winter standing on an ice floe for %s +paints its ankles fluorescent pink and green to draw %s's attention +gives %s a token of Platonic affection +tries to measure %s's stripping radius