X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?a=blobdiff_plain;f=flirts;h=a81fd96ef3cfa61a5e29b3b52f03a2df87ec4c92;hb=2501322d2741b7a720ff4c77e6e4e8158b166a26;hp=beedb289cc447d03d859d84e1de128dabdf2921d;hpb=8ae2fdd8254f1436e3c6a45c7900c9b6fb3fcfc7;p=irc.git diff --git a/flirts b/flirts index beedb28..a81fd96 100644 --- a/flirts +++ b/flirts @@ -342,3 +342,19 @@ removes all the buttons from %s's blouse builds a monorail for %s wonders whether %s is to be loose or hump shunted gives %s head, shoulders, knees, and toes (knees and toes) +wants to hear what %s got up to at band camp +spoons %s +wants to place an unexpected item in %s's bagging area +puts on its robe and wizard hat for %s +invites %s over for Netflix and chill +admires %s's column of excellence +maximises %s +substitutes a Class 98 for %s's expected train service +makes aeroplane nose art of %s +buys %s a silicone octopus negative +buys %s a silicone octopus +proclaims it would walk a thousand miles to fall down at %s's door +offers to take %s to a performance of Hamilton +thinks %s is the hottest thing since sunburn +performs a magnetic strip for %s +probes %s in a friendly manner