X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?a=blobdiff_plain;f=flirts;h=a706366f5257d36ca2f8649a7db890f171e53ce8;hb=b5a57c9c7f3d072c21dfbab9fd0fdc4d906388c5;hp=f61f15eed23d2401dde2223acddd74fce4162424;hpb=a506ab2ef6fcfe824dde3231e480406eaf4abe7c;p=irc.git diff --git a/flirts b/flirts index f61f15e..a706366 100644 --- a/flirts +++ b/flirts @@ -297,7 +297,7 @@ compares %s's beauty to that of Helen of Troy wonders how many ships %s's face would launch hopes %s is highly available considers %s wrong but romantic -sends % s an anonymous Valentine's Day card +sends %s an anonymous Valentine's Day card imagines %s in a nurse's uniform asks the pianist to play "As Time Goes By" for %s gives %s a cookie @@ -318,3 +318,13 @@ causes %s's wardrobe to malfunction wonders whether %s's deviation is standard promises never to trout %s invites %s out on an ISO-8601 date +hopes for an expose event from %s +sends an expose event to %s +starts wearing purple for %s +invites %s to wrestle in custard +sends the CEN a press release about how %s is wonderful +commissions Holbein to paint a portrait of %s +would never put %s in a corner +promotes %s to Chief Whip +sets %s up with the second hottest person it knows +is all about %s's bass