X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?a=blobdiff_plain;f=flirts;h=9fdabb57970da30aa0ea30831e7ba9c210df83d8;hb=2622ece9e2e971567ce56e9b294086d9b95aabfa;hp=1b7cf83ed8ca9dfced9aee63b6e3645521dfb9f5;hpb=07c4b7f7afce59c70279de0422fbda3634ac6f04;p=irc.git

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@@ -100,3 +100,20 @@ posts pictures of %s to rule34.paheal.net [NWS!]
 emails %s its favourite cat pictures
 lends %s all its spoons
 searches the internet for pictures of %s
+writes to Dan Savage for tips on seducing %s
+cross-dresses just for %s
+buys a telephoto lens just to take pictures of %s
+offers %s some Madeira
+offers %s a fork
+gives %s a thumbs-up
+goes speed-dating with a dozen clones of %s
+writes a webcomic about the adventures of %s
+dresses up as Batman for %s
+club mammoth for %s.  Ug!
+sexts %s
+defeats all of %s's evil exes
+clones %s's repo
+thinks %s is cuter than all the My Little Ponies put together
+would open the pod bay doors for %s
+takes upskirt photos of %s
+sniffs %s's underwear