X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?a=blobdiff_plain;f=flirts;h=76ffa1cb9111e37d1dca7169bfa2ccd5a6f1c55e;hb=fe9555cfe66ed328aa2a1f44a74a792d19ef442a;hp=deee01301cf01cd56498a45f3563bf2cd49d3277;hpb=59e81e0da1fef4fe5aa3e92d9ebfb4d135527177;p=irc.git diff --git a/flirts b/flirts index deee013..76ffa1c 100644 --- a/flirts +++ b/flirts @@ -182,7 +182,7 @@ admires %s's flanges admires %s's symmetry oils %s's camel wonders if %s wants to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel -hopes that %s will gets its message in a bottle +hopes that %s will get its message in a bottle wonders how much %s charges for a good hard shag puts a red light outside its house in the hope of attracting %s wants %s's babies @@ -205,3 +205,10 @@ puts on a french maid's outfit and cleans %s's house from top to bottom puts on a french maid's outfit and cleans %s from top to bottom checks %s's topology checks %s for topological defects +inducts over %s +finds %s's fixed point +integrates over %s +wishes %s had a higher genus +tiptoes through the tulips with %s +asks to see %s's dance card +presents %s with a herd of moose